puella
Berserk forever
(huh? what?)
1-2) I'd like to tell you how to make a gorgeous mouse-cover
(Let's begin with this)
1-3) First catch a mouse around you
(beat it trying not to make any scratches on them)
2-1) then get a mini-mouse for the laptops at nearby PC shop
(make it 5,000won) (No)
2-2) now take knife, formalin(?), needle, thread and others
(hihihi...)
2-3) stuff the mouse
(dry it and put the cotton in)
3-1) when perfect stuffed-mouse is made
(creepy~)
3-2) cut its stomach and put the mini-mouse in it
3-3) pull out ps/2 port through its mouth
(sssk~)
4-1) adjust mouse button to its eyes
(ihihi~)
4-2) get mouse ball fixed properly
(just make a hole in it for intellimouse optical)
4-3) now connect the mouse to a computer...
5) "it's a real-mouse! brand-new"
How soft! come and join us!
fantastic laser beam out of the eyes!
this product makes you enjoy:
strange feeling of eyeballs clicking mouse
creepy feeling you can get also from intellimouse optical at night
perfect weirdness
* live mice are also on sale! we give you its food for free
6-1) Q. a few days later the mouse suddenly turn into a cat. what's wrong?
(get drowsy everytime you touch me...)
6-2) A: it's the problem of automatic system of windows
(ackkk? Why? I never use that system, not even once...)
6-3) when you don't shut down windows right...
7-1) update is automatically done
7-2) the mouse turn into a cat
(balbalbal~ balbalbal~)
7-3) so shut down windows right, please
(yum!)
8-1) Well, how do you feel?
can't wait to make it for yourself?
(what the fuck)
8-2) a unique mouse only for you! it's just waiting for you rummaging a wastebin!
Go get it!
(PC line is for you!)
8-3) kkkarhhhhhhhhh!!!
pleeeeease let me go! don't beat me. it was all for education! not bullshit! <------ reporter of PC Line magazine
(can't stand you anymore!)<----- editor