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dont bother reading this
« on: December 28, 2001, 09:12:41 PM »
somtimes i wonder if the skullnight has a girlfriend would she be all....mighty like him or a skeleton or mabey a real live women OR MABEY shes that girl in the banner of the main page of walters site. wonder what his children would look like. i say they'd come out like one of the god hand ebcause he keeps eatin those beherits.
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Re: dont bother reading this
« Reply #1 on: December 28, 2001, 10:08:29 PM »
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somtimes i wonder if the skullnight has a girlfriend would she be all....mighty like him or a skeleton or mabey a real live women

I wonder if Skullknight had a lover when he was a humanbeing.
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OR MABEY shes that girl in the banner of the main page of walters site. wonder what his children would look like. i say they'd come

you must be kidding.  ??? ::)

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Re: dont bother reading this
« Reply #2 on: December 28, 2001, 10:23:12 PM »
thank you for wasting my precious over-abundance of time
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We often went to the cinema, the screen would light up and we would tremble, but also, increasingly often, Madeleine and I were disappointed. The images had dated, they jittered, and Marilyn Monroe had gotten terribly old. We were sad, this wasn't the film we had dreamed of, this wasn't the total film that we all carried around inside us, this film that we would have wanted to make, or, more secretly, no doubt, that we would have wanted to live.

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Re: dont bother reading this
« Reply #3 on: December 28, 2001, 11:04:12 PM »
You know, who says Skull Knight’s a “him” anyway? Skully could just as easily be a women, we still don’t have any concrete…

Hey, where’s everybody going?

Guys?

This isn’t funny, come back!

C’mon, I’m going somewhere with this; maybe Void got her pregnant, them ditched her, and that’s why she wants revenge, Guts and Griffith are her twin children, so Guts is his brother’s father AND Griffith is his own uncle, so ya’ see…*gasp*  

Well, if you don’t like it say so, but I hardly think that gesture’s appropriate…Olivier! ;D

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P.S. I'm in a real silly mood, but for the sake of posterity, does anybody else think this might be the worst Berserk theory ever conceived?
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Re: dont bother reading this
« Reply #4 on: December 28, 2001, 11:19:56 PM »

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Hey, where’s everybody going?

Guys?

This isn’t funny, come back!

C’mon, I’m going somewhere with this; maybe Void got her pregnant, them ditched her, and that’s why she wants revenge, Guts and Griffith are her twin children, so Guts is his brother’s father AND Griffith is his own uncle, so ya’ see…*gasp*  



*picks up phone* hi i want to commit my friend Griffith into your instatution....ok thanks. So you'll be there at 10:00 Am ok thankx man. *hangs up*
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Re: dont bother reading this
« Reply #5 on: December 29, 2001, 12:07:43 AM »
next thing i'll hear is how you're sexually attracted to SK...

::)
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Re: dont bother reading this
« Reply #6 on: December 29, 2001, 01:55:48 AM »
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next thing i'll hear is how you're sexually attracted to SK...

::)

Well, who isn't?

OH BABY!!!


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Re: dont bother reading this
« Reply #7 on: December 29, 2001, 02:16:31 AM »
I was just waiting for that.... *weg*
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Re: dont bother reading this
« Reply #8 on: December 29, 2001, 03:17:01 AM »
Well,i really read the whole thing. ::)
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Re: dont bother reading this
« Reply #9 on: December 29, 2001, 09:35:03 PM »
....if skully was a girl she'd have small breast cus there be no room for them in that armor
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Re: dont bother reading this
« Reply #10 on: December 29, 2001, 09:36:59 PM »

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....if skully was a girl she'd have small breast cus there be no room for them in that armor


how do you know?
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Re: dont bother reading this
« Reply #11 on: December 29, 2001, 09:42:42 PM »
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P.S. I'm in a real silly mood, but for the sake of posterity, does anybody else think this might be the worst Berserk theory ever conceived?


I think the Supah Guts Elf-Man theory has you beat still.  ;)
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Re: dont bother reading this
« Reply #12 on: December 29, 2001, 10:11:00 PM »

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I think the Supah Guts Elf-Man theory has you beat still.  ;)


some people actually take that theory seriously.
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Re: dont bother reading this
« Reply #13 on: December 31, 2001, 12:30:34 AM »
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I think the Supah Guts Elf-Man theory has you beat still.  ;)

Nope. The "Race of Fish People" is the most inane to date, and Paradiselost has copyrights on that one.
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Re: dont bother reading this
« Reply #14 on: December 31, 2001, 01:23:44 AM »

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thank you for wasting my precious over-abundance of time


It says "don't bother reading this", but of course...............
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Re: dont bother reading this
« Reply #15 on: December 31, 2001, 01:43:05 AM »
of course it does, thats why i had to go look. when a sign says "dont do something", you know thats just screaming out to people to go ahead and do it. when a sign says "please do something" folks tend to ignore it...
at least thats how it is with me, but maybe im just weird...
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We often went to the cinema, the screen would light up and we would tremble, but also, increasingly often, Madeleine and I were disappointed. The images had dated, they jittered, and Marilyn Monroe had gotten terribly old. We were sad, this wasn't the film we had dreamed of, this wasn't the total film that we all carried around inside us, this film that we would have wanted to make, or, more secretly, no doubt, that we would have wanted to live.

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Re: dont bother reading this
« Reply #16 on: December 31, 2001, 07:03:55 AM »

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somtimes i wonder if the skullnight has a girlfriend would she be all....mighty like him or a skeleton or mabey a real live women OR MABEY shes that girl in the banner of the main page of walters site. wonder what his children would look like. i say they'd come out like one of the god hand ebcause he keeps eatin those beherits.


I'm sure he's banged quite a few concubines in his day. It's good to be the King.
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Re: dont bother reading this
« Reply #17 on: December 31, 2001, 06:39:25 PM »
......what do think her (skullnight) hair color was? i say she was like...joan of arc or g.i. jane
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Re: dont bother reading this
« Reply #18 on: January 01, 2002, 12:48:14 AM »
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......what do think her (skullnight) hair color was?

A redhead of course, she’s a sexy Irish lass. ;D

-Griffith

P.S. I pity those that actually read this.
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Re: dont bother reading this
« Reply #19 on: June 10, 2002, 12:48:59 PM »
HEY GUYS.... I know this doesnt has to do with anything your saying.....but, can u imagine if some director wants to make a motion picture of Besserk.....how would that comes out to be?



p.s. just a thought...
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Re: dont bother reading this
« Reply #20 on: June 18, 2002, 05:53:08 PM »
IF they make a motion picture they'll give skullknight breast space in the armor.
Then there'll be this Mel Gibson scene of Skullknight taking off her armour in some 4th dimension for a rest and Mel Gibson seducing her.  Thus Griffith and Guts.
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Re: dont bother reading this
« Reply #21 on: June 26, 2002, 09:16:42 AM »
;D lol!!!
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