MangyKid Ver.4.3
Champion!
Many a young man will dip his fist into the box of mystery, only to have it emerge skinless and covered in parasitic organisms that will eventually replace his entire bloodstream with their bodily waste. Yes, the mouth and anus are one and the same on these creatures. Truly we humans have much to learn about efficiency.
Nevertheless, I love my orifices and find them to be a trasure-trove of splendor. From the lowly nostril to the mighty vagina, my body enthralls me with the possibilities of insertion. In fact, I'm typing this with a mannequin's hand that I have had in my rectum for nigh on a week. The typing speed one can achieve with minor contractions of the sphincter is very impressive.
But, I digress. I know you all came here today looking for guidance, and I and my colleagues (The Insatiable Suncake Crew), are here to provide it. So in the grand stylings of Dear Abby, I want you all to come to me with your problems, dilemmas, even anecdotes and I will attempt to help you work through them, or at least comment on them to make you feel bad.
Y'all keep it real now,
Proffesor Pete
Nevertheless, I love my orifices and find them to be a trasure-trove of splendor. From the lowly nostril to the mighty vagina, my body enthralls me with the possibilities of insertion. In fact, I'm typing this with a mannequin's hand that I have had in my rectum for nigh on a week. The typing speed one can achieve with minor contractions of the sphincter is very impressive.
But, I digress. I know you all came here today looking for guidance, and I and my colleagues (The Insatiable Suncake Crew), are here to provide it. So in the grand stylings of Dear Abby, I want you all to come to me with your problems, dilemmas, even anecdotes and I will attempt to help you work through them, or at least comment on them to make you feel bad.
Y'all keep it real now,
Proffesor Pete