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Offline Vampire_Hunter_Bob

Berserk Porn contest!!!!
« on: July 13, 2005, 03:11:41 PM »
This makes me realize there's no Berserk pr0n out there. Anyone want to start a contest? :guts:

You heard the man! Now I will happly except all good old types of pornographic material. It must contain Berserk characters, and look really good. I'll be more then happy to send you a free TV to the person that wins free of charge. I will ship it at my exspense. Anywho, I of course will be a judge. I'm guessing Walter would be the other judge.

Oh well Get to work you pornographers! :troll:


Rules:

1  It can't be a comic, it has to be a stand alone drawing.

2  It will not have any of the munchkens in it. IE nothing with anyone younger looking then Isidro or poopsy the witch. If you brake this rule, I'll think of something.

3  Nothing fucking nasty, for Christs sake.  :-X

4  It has to be original work, I'll find a way to make sure you're not cheating and it'll suck.
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Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
« Reply #1 on: July 13, 2005, 11:50:36 PM »
Can't wait!  Whoever wins... will be a winner!

Seriously though Bob. Im not going to discount comics. If someone wants to draw and write a story to their porn, by all means! :carcus:

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Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
« Reply #2 on: July 14, 2005, 12:03:44 AM »
Rules:


3  Nothing fucking nasty, for Christs sake.  :-X

So what your saying is that I cant have Casca and/or Farnese as tubgirl? Fuck you and your censoring!  :puck:
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Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
« Reply #3 on: July 14, 2005, 12:42:46 AM »
So what your saying is that I cant have Casca and/or Farnese as tubgirl? Fuck you and your censoring!  :puck:

that still gives me nightmares...
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Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
« Reply #4 on: July 14, 2005, 01:09:01 AM »
So what your saying is that I cant have Casca and/or Farnese as tubgirl? Fuck you and your censoring! :puck:
When I read that, I imagined a Goatse/Guts spoof

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Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
« Reply #5 on: July 14, 2005, 01:09:56 AM »
When I read that, I imagined a Goatse/Guts spoof
I like your thinking.  :carcus:
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Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
« Reply #6 on: July 14, 2005, 03:33:25 AM »
Man why do I have the feeling Guts is about to have 2 DragonSlayers....
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Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
« Reply #7 on: July 14, 2005, 04:14:06 AM »
You heard the man! Now I will happly except all good old types of pornographic material. It must contain Berserk characters, and look really good. I'll be more then happy to send you a free TV to the person that wins free of charge. I will ship it at my exspense. Anywho, I of course will be a judge. I'm guessing Walter would be the other judge.

Oh well Get to work you pornographers! :troll:

Hey, if you guys are going to hijack this section for porn, at least let me be one of the judges! :carcus:
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Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
« Reply #8 on: July 14, 2005, 07:16:00 PM »
There is actually plenty out there... I mean I think I saw some once... Rickert and Casca... While she is disturbed. Someone had a sick mind.

Edit: I just read the thread where Walter joked about the contest.  I see Aazealh knows too.  Is it the same one we are talking about here?
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Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
« Reply #9 on: July 14, 2005, 07:39:51 PM »
 :carcus:
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And the game plays on people's backs and they don't even have a clue about it, wasting their energy because their attention is distracted by the rulers' game itself.
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Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
« Reply #10 on: July 14, 2005, 07:40:04 PM »
I see Aazealh knows too.  Is it the same one we are talking about here?

You're talking about the "Forces" erotic doujinshi, which is one among many. It also contains a story about Jill being raped by Zepec's friends.

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Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
« Reply #11 on: July 14, 2005, 08:47:26 PM »
You're talking about the "Forces" erotic doujinshi, which is one among many. It also contains a story about Jill being raped by Zepec's friends.

Wow, that sounds like a real turn on. :schierke:
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Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
« Reply #12 on: July 14, 2005, 08:50:29 PM »
I hate doujinshi... so stupid, even the ones that aren't porn.

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Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
« Reply #13 on: July 14, 2005, 08:59:54 PM »
That's kind of a gross generalization. Not all doujinshi are about existing, copywritten characters. Many (most?) are original works.
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Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
« Reply #14 on: July 14, 2005, 09:14:28 PM »
You're talking about the "Forces" erotic doujinshi, which is one among many. It also contains a story about Jill being raped by Zepec's friends.
Isn't Jill like... 11? And isn't that... illegal?

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Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
« Reply #15 on: July 14, 2005, 09:20:42 PM »
Isn't Jill like... 11? And isn't that... illegal?

Drawing underage characters having sex isn't illegal as far as I know, at least not in Japan (lolicon phenomenon). Same could be said of all the "rape" porn out there, raping is illegal, but fictional stuff isn't. I wouldn't bet on this though, I'm not a legal expert or anything like that, and making pornographic material using characters from a popular series probably isn't authorized (pun?) anyway.

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Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
« Reply #16 on: July 14, 2005, 09:52:19 PM »
Isn't Jill like... 11? And isn't that... illegal?
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Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
« Reply #17 on: July 14, 2005, 11:34:49 PM »
That's kind of a gross generalization. Not all doujinshi are about existing, copywritten characters. Many (most?) are original works.

Wouldn't that be a manga?

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Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
« Reply #18 on: July 15, 2005, 02:13:02 AM »
Wouldn't that be a manga?

They're all manga, but doujinshi can also refer to a fan or amateur produced comic that's not professionally published by a company.
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Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
« Reply #19 on: July 15, 2005, 04:27:18 AM »
Enough talk. More action.
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Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
« Reply #20 on: July 16, 2005, 02:27:58 PM »
Seriously though Bob. Im not going to discount comics. If someone wants to draw and write a story to their porn, by all means! :carcus:

Ok Ok comics are allowed now.

So what your saying is that I cant have Casca and/or Farnese as tubgirl? Fuck you and your censoring! :puck:

That's 100% correct.

Hey, if you guys are going to hijack this section for porn, at least let me be one of the judges!   :carcus:

Fine then I guess I have to change everything to make you happy!  :judo:

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that's  not what I was thinking of dude.

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Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
« Reply #21 on: July 16, 2005, 09:52:07 PM »
I forsee the  :carcus: emoticon being used a lot in this thread...
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« Reply #22 on: July 16, 2005, 10:51:58 PM »
 :carcus::casca: = :troll:

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Re: Berserk Porn contest!!!!
« Reply #23 on: August 03, 2005, 04:15:36 AM »
:carcus: + :casca: = :troll:
NOOooo! Please, let's not start back down that dark and perilous road! Something similar was down about a year or two ago H.R., and it wound up with stuff like "Donovan+Guts' Ass= Boscogne" and equally strange, repellant pictures. Now, since I have no real talent for drawing hot naked people, I must beg and plead the many talented artists here at SK.net-Please, fulfill V_H_B's request for Berserk Porn! Cheesecake Casca, Fondling Farnese, Heck, even Princess of Pain (C)harlot(te) would suffice! :beast: :carcus: :void:
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« Reply #24 on: August 13, 2005, 03:35:55 PM »
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agreed.

also I should be able cook up some more Zodd related porn for you guys.  Who should his next victim be?  (He already broke Guts' jaw)
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