Episode III: Backstroke of the West

Walter · August 19, 2005

The thank is of you China. Thank of you the much. Instead.

http://www.winterson.com/2005/06/episode-iii-backstroke-of-west.html#ha

I have them saved. If the site goes down, Ill host it.

UPDATE! Found more:

http://middlekingdomstories.blog-city.com/crazy_subtitles.htm

nomad · August 19, 2005

And here I was thinking that english to spanish movie translations were bad. Lord have mercy.

CnC · August 19, 2005

Do not WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANT!

...for some reason I like a lot of these better than the originals.

Walter · August 19, 2005

CnC said:
Do not WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANT!

...for some reason I like a lot of these better than the originals.

This whole blunder was far more entertaining than the actual movie.

Alucalb · August 19, 2005

doomed fighter pilot: "He is in my behind"

XD "It's possible he came in through the south entrance."

Rhombaad · August 19, 2005

Alucalb said:
XD "It's possible he came in through the south entrance."

"They came from behind!" :beast:

Alucalb · August 20, 2005

dwarfkicker · August 20, 2005

My brother an I were laughing our asses off on the first link. Wow, that's something else.

Faust · August 20, 2005

I like the fact that they call the Jedi Council, the Presbyterian Church. Why can't they just use the word Jedi instead of trying to use Chinese words.

Walter · August 20, 2005

Faust said:
I like the fact that they call the Jedi Council, the Presbyterian Church. Why can't they just use the word Jedi instead of trying to use Chinese words.

These guys translated it from English - Chinese - English so... it's understandably (or not so) awful.

You know, I hear that Paradise Lost is translating the Berserk Illustrations Guide from Japanese - Italian - English. That should turn out wonderful :carcus:

Aazealh · August 20, 2005

Walter said:
You know, I hear that Paradise Lost is translating the Berserk Illustrations Guide from Japanese - Italian - English. That should turn out wonderful

I'm sure Headless Death is holding his breath. :troll:

paradise_lost said:
I can help u here ... I have to look around translations I have to find the right translation about the Art Book ...

... please be patient ...

;)

Headless_Death · August 23, 2005

Funny Stuff.

Aazealh said:
I'm sure Headless Death is holding his breath.

Yep, it's already been nine months since he said he would do it. Although I admit the translation wasn't too high on my priority list. Since, well, Paradise Lost sometimes needed translating to understand when he wrote in English.

CnC · August 23, 2005

oh god! the "..." NOT THE "..." :chomp:

*All the bad memories rush back*
Must... control... anger.

Aazealh · August 23, 2005

CnC said:
oh god! the "..." NOT THE "..."

here... have for you a rose dear...

---------(--------@

;)

CnC · August 23, 2005

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