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Re: Adventures in YouTube
« Reply #525 on: February 27, 2007, 06:55:36 PM »
Not sure if this has been posted yet, but it's hilarious in a morbid, strange way.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YS2GY8C_2sY

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Re: Adventures in YouTube
« Reply #526 on: February 28, 2007, 04:42:19 PM »

A couple of links for you chaps. I will warn you now, the first one might shock a few of you. You've been warned.

A new character for Tekken?
http://www.killsometime.com/video/video.asp?ID=34

And on that note, but in a much gentler manner:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjxY9rZwNGU

Personally, I think the first link is sort of fake. I'll let you all decide :P

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Re: Adventures in YouTube
« Reply #527 on: February 28, 2007, 04:52:53 PM »
A new character for Tekken?
http://www.killsometime.com/video/video.asp?ID=34

Ugh.  Super-kicks McGee, for a name?  Why was nobody stopping the dude from beating the shit out of the girl the brides gown??  That was relatively undisturbed.

And on that note, but in a much gentler manner:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjxY9rZwNGU

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Re: Adventures in YouTube
« Reply #528 on: February 28, 2007, 06:47:15 PM »
This man is serious about regulating the business transactions that occur in and around his block. Watch how far he takes his passion. My hero!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=1Dg5QQ5BoUg
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Re: Adventures in YouTube
« Reply #529 on: February 28, 2007, 08:28:15 PM »
This man is serious about regulating the business transactions that occur in and around his block. Watch how far he takes his passion. My hero!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=1Dg5QQ5BoUg

Why the lady in the minivan didn't just run him over is beyond me...

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Re: Adventures in YouTube
« Reply #530 on: February 28, 2007, 08:56:52 PM »
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Re: Adventures in YouTube
« Reply #531 on: February 28, 2007, 10:59:16 PM »
Why the lady in the minivan didn't just run him over is beyond me...
Dude she clearly didn't have the balls to attack someone so INTENSE. Screaming black man with a crowbar starts beating your car while you're stuck in traffic. I'd probably try to get the fuck out of there too.
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Re: Adventures in YouTube
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Re: Adventures in YouTube
« Reply #533 on: March 01, 2007, 03:00:50 AM »
Dude she clearly didn't have the balls to attack someone so INTENSE. Screaming black man with a crowbar starts beating your car while you're stuck in traffic. I'd probably try to get the fuck out of there too.

Makes sense.  Priority A would be to get out there.  Running over the Sunovabitch would be a bonus.
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Re: Adventures in YouTube
« Reply #534 on: March 01, 2007, 07:27:35 AM »
Dude she clearly didn't have the balls to attack someone so INTENSE. Screaming black man with a crowbar starts beating your car while you're stuck in traffic. I'd probably try to get the fuck out of there too.

Not to mention he didn't wear a shirt. A true warrior. :zodd:

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Re: Adventures in YouTube
« Reply #535 on: March 01, 2007, 02:57:13 PM »
Stop.... EATING!!

I stopped watching it yesterday because I found the litte girl really poor. I wondered if she would survive until she became an adult. Today, I watched it to the end. Oh, God. Isn't it a disease? Even if you eat half the food in your fridge everyday, you won't be that fat. Or you will vomit or have a stomachache before you finish it, maybe?

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Re: Adventures in YouTube
« Reply #536 on: March 01, 2007, 02:59:31 PM »
I stopped watching it yesterday because I found the litte girl really poor. I wondered if she would survive until she became an adult. Today, I watched it to the end. Oh, God. Isn't it a disease? Even if you eat half the food in your fridge everyday, you won't be that fat. Or you will vomit or have a stomachache before you finish it, maybe?

I've heard of disorders where you never feel you're full, and thus keep eating.  But that food has to come from somewhere and I doubt a 7 year old has funds to produce more food to eat.  I'd go as far to say what the parents are doing (in providing an endless stream of food) is child abuse.
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Re: Adventures in YouTube
« Reply #537 on: March 01, 2007, 03:08:03 PM »
I've heard of disorders where you never feel you're full, and thus keep eating.  But that food has to come from somewhere and I doubt a 7 year old has funds to produce more food to eat.  I'd go as far to say what the parents are doing (in providing an endless stream of food) is child abuse.

Yeah, I thought the same way. So I want to ask you if you know about her parents. They give her as much food as she wants or they try not to do it or what? Sorry for bothering you but I can't put up with such a thing.

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Re: Adventures in YouTube
« Reply #538 on: March 01, 2007, 03:29:44 PM »
Yeah, I thought the same way. So I want to ask you if you know about her parents. They give her as much food as she wants or they try not to do it or what? Sorry for bothering you but I can't put up with such a thing.

I don't really know.  The news story never asked that question, they only focused on "poor kid".
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Re: Adventures in YouTube
« Reply #539 on: March 01, 2007, 04:38:25 PM »
I do think there's a form of child abuse going on there. On another note, the girl reminds me of the fat slimes in Dragon Quest Heroes: Rocket Slime.

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« Reply #540 on: March 01, 2007, 04:53:48 PM »
I do think there's a form of child abuse going on there. On another note, the girl reminds me of the fat slimes in Dragon Quest Heroes: Rocket Slime.

Nah, Jabba from Star Wars.
Anyways it's not that easy for the parents, yeah i know it's their fault, but imagine you denying giving food to your child, when she's always hungry.
I know someone like that, she's 4 years old and she already weights 40kg..
It's a psychological illness only a strong will can change that, not surgery..
Anyways that's just my 2 cents.
   

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Re: Adventures in YouTube
« Reply #541 on: March 01, 2007, 07:56:53 PM »
Nah, Jabba from Star Wars.
Anyways it's not that easy for the parents, yeah i know it's their fault, but imagine you denying giving food to your child, when she's always hungry.
I know someone like that, she's 4 years old and she already weights 40kg..
It's a psychological illness only a strong will can change that, not surgery..
Anyways that's just my 2 cents.

That just puts more blame on the parents, imo.

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Re: Adventures in YouTube
« Reply #542 on: March 01, 2007, 09:13:27 PM »
Police Squad!   -  Freeze frame

Haha, these are awesome.

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Re: Adventures in YouTube
« Reply #543 on: March 02, 2007, 06:01:39 AM »
Man, that show was really ahead of its time in comedy. The "whadda ya want me to do with these files" one broke me :ganishka:
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Re: Adventures in YouTube
« Reply #544 on: March 02, 2007, 03:56:39 PM »
http://youtube.com/watch?v=_PPWDglTboI

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Re: Adventures in YouTube
« Reply #545 on: March 06, 2007, 08:07:43 PM »
This seems far more interesting than the fights in the 3 prequels:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-is63goeBgc&watch_response
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Re: Adventures in YouTube
« Reply #546 on: March 06, 2007, 08:21:53 PM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-is63goeBgc&watch_response

I saw it a little earlier, and I find it pretty well done yeah. Some of the stuff in there is better than what's in the official movies. What always kills me though is the improbability of their moves, and I include the movies in this statement. Turning around all the time (hey pal here's my back!) and flashing your sword isn't how you win a fight... But whatever, must be a secret Jedi art or something.

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« Reply #547 on: March 06, 2007, 10:04:08 PM »
Sorry if this has been posted before, but I couldn't find it so here it is in all it's glory.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dJu1Jj7VTw
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Re: Adventures in YouTube
« Reply #548 on: March 06, 2007, 11:56:42 PM »
I saw it a little earlier, and I find it pretty well done yeah. Some of the stuff in there is better than what's in the official movies. What always kills me though is the improbability of their moves, and I include the movies in this statement. Turning around all the time (hey pal here's my back!) and flashing your sword isn't how you win a fight... But whatever, must be a secret Jedi art or something.
You forgot the part where they 'parry' attacks that have already missed.  Impressive special effects, but still totally unrealistic.

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Re: Adventures in YouTube
« Reply #549 on: March 07, 2007, 04:35:20 AM »

You forgot the part where they 'parry' attacks that have already missed.  Impressive special effects, but still totally unrealistic.

Jeez you two.  Quit bringing realism into my lightsaber battle.  They were usin' their FoRCE PWRZ +1!!!1!
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