If youre bored, you could always try filling egg shells with hydrogen and throwing them at kids. They make a nice pop when they break. The eggs that is, haven't tried what kind of sound kids make when they break.
Guts uses his new weapon, the portable microwave oven to fire deadly rays into Griffiths head causing him to get cancer. Griffith then promptly implodes. The idea of evil gets really depressed over Griffiths death and dies, taking the godhand and apostles with it.
THE END
Btw, there's NO way it's 3 inches thick. Also, keep in mind that it isn't a slab (though sometimes described as one), but is sharpened so it isn't evenly thick all the way to it's edges. Your calculations are false, now dance monkey, dance!
His name is Volkov or something. He didn't actually bite Guts' arm off, he just held him tight while Guts actually cut it off himself. (Just nit-picking :guts:)
The elf king restoring his arm? No way. Elves can heal wounds, not just make limbs pop back. "What? You chopped your arm off a few years back? No problem! *poof* Good as new!" no. As for the addons, does he really need anything? I really don't think there's any kind of new piece of equipment...