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There were once a king who had a dream. He wanted to DESTROY THE AMNISH but Jesus came and died pointlessly leaving the amnish fighting one another to their field. Then Yoda appear and bought Ewoks and Jar-Jar along before shooting him right in his leg, but it began to grow and then it exploded into SweeTART which were eaten with all the ewoks, by Yoda. People of the Amish, angry at Yoda for eating Jar-Jar, Yoda pulled out his lightsaber which Broke on Lando's eye socket who suddenly appear and pulled out his blaster to the Umpa Lumpas, they retaliate fiercely despite their size, unfortunately for them, Jesus resurrected and kill them all, holding a dildo in his hand "The squeeze master 5000" begin to vibrate unleashing terrible power burning all Catholics for their sins.

Then came Homer vaccuming fried chicken with Colonel Kentucky and a TV. Jesus continue to play himself to death before he took a crap and died laughing. After Martha Stewart became the president of her prison in San Quintin, Osama recruit her...
 
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