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[nomad]

from Colon Cancer

 

[redria]

but suddenly a

 

[Vampire_Hunter_Bob]

person wrought stuff.

 

[The Dragon Slayer]

Anders Friden arrived.

 

[Vampire_Hunter_Bob]

later that night.

 

[nomad]

with a hamster

 

[redria]

The hamster had..

 

[nomad]

an AK 47

 

[Vampire_Hunter_Bob]

and some shoes.

 

[redria]

which revived Hitler

 

[nomad]

with Doney's DNA

 

[DarkBlademaster]

and purple dildos.

 

[redria]

which were used

 

[Jon Schaffer 2]

on a car.

(Waits for Walter to say "The End" and lock the topic ;D)

 

[redria]

the car ejaculated

 

[Jon Schaffer 2]

on Clint Eastwood

 

[DarkBlademaster]

who started to

 

[trenchteam]

clean his Colon

 

[redria]

with a katana

 

[Smith]

with a katana

which slice his




(Can any1 please rewrite the whole story and see how the story look like as a whole?)

 

[Jon Schaffer 2]

There were once a king who had a dream. He wanted to DESTROY THE AMISH but Jesus came and died pointlessly leaving the amnish fighting one another to their field. Then Yoda appear and bought Ewoks and Jar-Jar along before shooting him right in his leg, but it began to grow and then it exploded into SweeTART which were eaten with all the ewoks, by Yoda. People of the Amish, angry at Yoda for eating Jar-Jar, Yoda pulled out his lightsaber which Broke on Lando's eye socket who suddenly appear and pulled out his blaster to the Umpa Lumpas, they retaliate fiercely despite their size, unfortunately for them, Jesus resurrected and kill them all, holding a dildo in his hand "The squeeze master 5000" begin to vibrate unleashing terrible power burning all Catholics for their sins.

Then came Homer vaccuming fried chicken with Colonel Kentucky and a TV. Jesus continue to play himself to death before he took a crap and died laughing. After Martha Stewart became the president of her prison in San Quintin, Osama recruit her to eat his Mustache and Turban flavored popsicle stick while singing to fat white men Who couldn't even read French Canadian porno magazines and jumping wet cunts yells Martha Stewart. After an Orgasm while tap dancing with John Edwards they listen to ABBA on crack and see Saddam dressed like Batman riding a kangaroo yelling at Martha, "WHERES MY TIGER?!".  Mister Cheese-Steak-Jumping-Sauce dashed into the kangaroo, Which retaliated by a energy ball from Goku BITCH who had groin injury from yaoi sex after watching porn. 

Suddenly a levitating Ounce of semen fired straight into your mother's eye. The king was jealous of a woman who can satisfy the pet dragons lust. But suddenly some shit happens. Osama came back and died again.  Colon Cancer but suddenly aperson wrought stuff.Anders Friden arrived later that night with a hamster. The hamster had an AK 47 and some shoes. Which revived Hitler with Doney's DNA and purple dildos which were used on a car. The car ejaculated on Clint Eastwood who started to clean his Colon with a katana which sliced his dog's chew toy...

 

[redria]

the dog crapped

 

[Headless_Death]

On the king...

 

[nomad]

causing a mixture...

 

[Headless_Death]

to explode resulting...