Eluvei said:Truder this is the best post I've ever seen in my life and I am not kidding. I googled the shit out of "bear vs. gorilla" for about 20 minutes and here's what I found: http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/80746154/
I personally think a gorilla would win, because it can punch. If it punches the FACE of the bear with maximum power, it's over. So what they're gentle herbivores? They can punch in the face.
Eluvei said:I personally think a gorilla would win, because it can punch. If it punches the FACE of the bear with maximum power, it's over. So what they're gentle herbivores? They can punch in the face.
Eluvei said:What about their speed? I think a gorilla is probably faster than a big fat bear.
Eluvei said:Plus bears are assholes. You people shouldn't cheer for them.
Eluvei said:What about their speed? I think a gorilla is probably faster than a big fat bear. I think he'd probably land the first blow and knock him out like a boxer, yes sir. Or throw a 6-feet log at him. Gorillas can throw things.
Plus bears are assholes. You people shouldn't cheer for them.
Ernest Thompson Seton, in his "Lives of Game Animals," has the following to say regarding the speed of the grizzly.
"Swift too, is he, in amazing measure for his build. Those who form their idea of a bear's speed from watching a hulking, slouching prisoner, are sure to be amazed at the real thing. For 50 or 100 yards a Grizzly can go faster than any horse, and keep it up indefinitely. It is well known that in the spring of the year, the Indian ponies that have wintered out and are poor, very commonly become the prey of the Grizzly, who can now catch them on the open plain. Townsend tells of a wounded Grizzly that pursued closely a man on horseback for half a mile, snapping at the horse's heels, and apparently would have captured the object of his wrath but for a timely volley from the man's comrades.
Lol, this made my day. Well, that and this: http://i56.tinypic.com/35hq05t.jpgEluvei said:If I become an eccentric billionare or a zoo keeper I'll make sure to prepare the fight and invite all of you to watch the bear getting punched in the face.
Truder said:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OA3AZ59Zk_I&feature=related
old video but related
Truder said:vs
in this fight too.
Vampire_Hunter_Bob said:Oh hey guys, apparently this was part of the question also. I'd vote Donkey Kong in this case.
Vampire_Hunter_Bob said:Oh hey guys, apparently this was part of the question also. I'd vote Donkey Kong in this case.
Aazealh said:Donkey Kong is the exception that proves the rule.