In Gwar's corner:
Oderus Urungus
Weapon: 8 foot long Death-Sword, Cuttlefish of Cthulu
Strength: Cannot die
Weakness: Passing out in a drunken stupor, Acne
Flattus Maximus
Weapon: Toxic Fumes
Strength: Extremely toxic fumes
Weakness: Incontinence, can't read, can't write
Balsac the Jaws of Death
Weapon: Battle-Axe, Beartrap for a head
Strength: Beartrap for a head
Weakness: Doesn't really like fighting and killing, just does it because Oderus makes him
Beefcake the Mighty
Weapon: Roman Gladius
Strength: King of Shit Mountain
Weakness: Is a fat-ass
Jizzmak the Gusha
Weapon: Stone-Hammer
Strength: Can wipe his own ass
Weakness: Passes out after violent episodes of rage
In the God-Hand's corner...
Void
Weapon: Creates voids
Strength: Godhand Apostle
Weakness: Exposed Brain; Prone to Gangrine
Slan
Weapon: Sexy Ass
Strength: Sexy Ass
Weakness: Female
Ubik
Weapon: Tentacles
Strength: Able to float upside down
Weakness: Fat-Ass
Conrad
Weapon: Stupid Laugh
Strength: Able to kill millions with a single chuckle
Weakness: Even more of a fat-ass then Ubik, and can't even float around.
WHO DO YOU THINK WOULD WIN?
Oderus Urungus
Weapon: 8 foot long Death-Sword, Cuttlefish of Cthulu
Strength: Cannot die
Weakness: Passing out in a drunken stupor, Acne
Flattus Maximus
Weapon: Toxic Fumes
Strength: Extremely toxic fumes
Weakness: Incontinence, can't read, can't write
Balsac the Jaws of Death
Weapon: Battle-Axe, Beartrap for a head
Strength: Beartrap for a head
Weakness: Doesn't really like fighting and killing, just does it because Oderus makes him
Beefcake the Mighty
Weapon: Roman Gladius
Strength: King of Shit Mountain
Weakness: Is a fat-ass
Jizzmak the Gusha
Weapon: Stone-Hammer
Strength: Can wipe his own ass
Weakness: Passes out after violent episodes of rage
In the God-Hand's corner...
Void
Weapon: Creates voids
Strength: Godhand Apostle
Weakness: Exposed Brain; Prone to Gangrine
Slan
Weapon: Sexy Ass
Strength: Sexy Ass
Weakness: Female
Ubik
Weapon: Tentacles
Strength: Able to float upside down
Weakness: Fat-Ass
Conrad
Weapon: Stupid Laugh
Strength: Able to kill millions with a single chuckle
Weakness: Even more of a fat-ass then Ubik, and can't even float around.
WHO DO YOU THINK WOULD WIN?