Plotters caught in global net
DEVELOPING STORY
What the fuck? Gatorade and iPods? A secret corporate team-up to produce WMDs? Geez, Steve Jobs has the world against him now. First it was his promotion of teen sex, now THIS. The article goes on to describe how "...the next terrorist attack could be carried out by airline passengers who hide bomb ingredients in hair gel or baby milk bottles and assemble their weapon in a locked restroom, security experts warn."
"Authorities immediately banned all passengers headed to or departing from U.S. airports from carrying any liquid in their carry-ons."
Well, what's to stop people from secreting nitroglycerine in their anal cavities until they're mid-flight, then shitting it in their hand and slapping it on their iPod Mini and then... KABOOM?
- British, Pakistani authorities team up to block plot to bomb U.S.-bound jets, officials say
- 24 arrested in UK; Further arrests confirmed in Pakistan
- Plot a "stark reminder" of war with Islamic fascists, Bush says
- Plotters were to carry a "British version of Gatorade," detonate it with iPod or cell phone, source says
DEVELOPING STORY
What the fuck? Gatorade and iPods? A secret corporate team-up to produce WMDs? Geez, Steve Jobs has the world against him now. First it was his promotion of teen sex, now THIS. The article goes on to describe how "...the next terrorist attack could be carried out by airline passengers who hide bomb ingredients in hair gel or baby milk bottles and assemble their weapon in a locked restroom, security experts warn."
"Authorities immediately banned all passengers headed to or departing from U.S. airports from carrying any liquid in their carry-ons."
Well, what's to stop people from secreting nitroglycerine in their anal cavities until they're mid-flight, then shitting it in their hand and slapping it on their iPod Mini and then... KABOOM?