That reminds of this other story that my dad said he had read about.
A masked robber goes in to rob a liquor store. When he has the cashier at gunpoint, he asks her to empty all of the money out of the cash register. He takes the money and then asks for the liquor behind her. But she says she can only do that for people 21 or over. So he takes out his driver's license, lets her examine it, and gets his liquor. Then he leaves.
Hey, that poo could be worth something. I seem to remember EIN was a pretty valuable dog, and was the cause of a pretty raucous chase sequence in an anime. This poo could be of a rare and lucrative nature!