Movies to dread
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Th3Branded0ne
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I just saw the commercial for it today, and all I can say it's another belly flop.
http://www.uninvitedmovie.com/
http://www.uninvitedmovie.com/
Th3Branded0ne
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Griffith
With the streak of a tear, Like morning dew
Th3Branded0ne said:
When I first saw the commercial, I thought it looked like Jumper and Wanted combined, or to put it another way, like a toilet you took a diarrhea dump in, stuck your head in to throw up, and while you were down there you went ahead decided to stir it with your tongue. It's like a new genre nowadays, cheap not-so-super power movies with terribly mediocre... everything. They make real Superhero movies seem to have the gravity of Shakespeare by comparison. The tepid titles are my favorite part, Jumper, Wanted, and now Push... Jesus, look at how many fucking movies or TV shows are called Push. All made since 2005! No movie or show had that uniquely stupid title before then. It's not a coincidence that nobody wanted to call their work something so dumb before 2005, and now there's a dozen of them! What happened!? Did we finally do it, did we finally reach maximum retardation levels and hit the lowest common denominator? No, and personally, I'm looking forward to more monosyllabic titles such as "Pull", "Cat", "Guh", "Ni", and "A!"
Today's movies and their titles, getting more fucking...
Th3Branded0ne
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Though, I readily admit this looks pretty ridiculous.
Wow, that wasn't released in the USA yet? It's been out in France for a year... From what I've been told it's a pretty good action flick, but I can't vouch for that since I haven't seen it myself.
The IMDb rating isn't bad though: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0936501/
The IMDb rating isn't bad though: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0936501/
Griffith
With the streak of a tear, Like morning dew
Aazealh said:
Yeah, I was wondering about that too, Neeson's lines in the commercials almost seem dubbed. Even got me thinking if they wouldn't have used CGI to change their mouth movements... I was already giving it the benefit of the doubt because of Neeson, but now its intriguing production history is causing my imagination to make it seem like the most interesting movie out there. =)
Here's a big one: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0983193/
Tintin. It's terribly special, and just can't exist outside of its own pastel-colored world.
Tintin. It's terribly special, and just can't exist outside of its own pastel-colored world.
Th3Branded0ne
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http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0758746/ Friday the Thirteen Friday 13th '09 A remake of the original.
Vampire_Hunter_Bob
Cats are great
Th3Branded0ne said:
Are you saying it's going to be worse then the others? Because beside Freddy vs Jason, I thought the series was really bad.
Aazealh said:
I remember this as a kid.. though my memory of it isn't too clear. I'm not exactly overjoyed at the thought of how badly this is going to be butchered. What's worse is the thought that they are planning two sequels to it. Ugh..
Oh, i dunno about that. I used to watch the cartoon as a kid. And considering who's involved, I think it'll be an entertaining romp through childhood nostalgia.