Girlfriend was physically stuck to the seat — her skin had grown around it
Aazealh said:Ugh.
I wonder how fat she was. Probably very.
Walter said:It's not TOTALLY infeasable. She could have developed bedsores, which then opened and the pus encrusted to the point where it would meld her legs to the seat in an Elmer's Glue type fashion.
avidwriter said:Yet another reason we need to start having people takes simple IQ tests around the age of 18-21. If you fail you get turned into Dog food. It'll help with the population thats for sure.
Walter said:Again, not justifying her toilet magic tricks, just saying it likely wasn't due to her IQ.