As if I really have to tell you guys, but for the uninformed, a few days ago Mel Gibson (AKA Mad Max) was arrested for a DUI. While it made major headlines, who really cares? Well, I sure didn’t until the juicy bits from the transcript of the arrest were released to the public late tonight. The best of the best:
“The report says Gibson told the deputy, “You mother f****r. I’m going to f*** you.” The report also says “Gibson almost continually threatened me saying he ‘owns Malibu’ and will spend all of his money to ‘get even’ with me.”
The report says Gibson then launched into a barrage of anti-Semitic statements: “F*****g Jews… The Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world.” Gibson then asked the deputy, “Are you a Jew?”
A law enforcement source says Gibson then noticed another female sergeant and yelled, “What do you think you’re looking at, sugar tits?”‘
Ya know he really looks a helluva lot like good ol Saddam here. And if they really DID switch places, it would certainly explain Gibson’s sudden insanity and humongous beard. Maybe someone should check that guy’s cell just to make sure they didn’t trade places, a la The Parent Trap? Maybe even question Haley Mills and Haley Mills on if they had anything to do with this scandal?
“The report says Gibson told the deputy, “You mother f****r. I’m going to f*** you.” The report also says “Gibson almost continually threatened me saying he ‘owns Malibu’ and will spend all of his money to ‘get even’ with me.”
The report says Gibson then launched into a barrage of anti-Semitic statements: “F*****g Jews… The Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world.” Gibson then asked the deputy, “Are you a Jew?”
A law enforcement source says Gibson then noticed another female sergeant and yelled, “What do you think you’re looking at, sugar tits?”‘
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Ya know he really looks a helluva lot like good ol Saddam here. And if they really DID switch places, it would certainly explain Gibson’s sudden insanity and humongous beard. Maybe someone should check that guy’s cell just to make sure they didn’t trade places, a la The Parent Trap? Maybe even question Haley Mills and Haley Mills on if they had anything to do with this scandal?