Vampire_Hunter_Bob
Cats are great
I figured it's a good time to make a thread like this now [If you know another story that was some other kid pleaz post it].
When I was about 5 I had this strange fascination with dish washing soap [I think because it smells great], so I'd fill it up with soap and start it when it was empty. After doing this several times the damn thing broke and flooded the kitchen. My mom wasn't too happy about that either.
Another time I was making my self a tuna sandwich when I was about 8 or 9. One of the things I always did was lick the back of the lid because I liked getting every last bit of delicious tuna out of the can. So in my infinite wisdom i thought it was a good idea to put the whole lid in my mouth and savor the flavor. I got it out eventually but learned my lesson really quick.
Also when I was about 5 [Note this is also a great way to horribly embarrass your mom] I was at the grocery store, when this guy walked up behind me and my mom. i looked at him and started scream "mom that man touched me". The poor guy who was probably my age now freaked out telling my mom he didn't do anything, drawing an even bigger crowed as I scream about how this guy touched me. My mom quickly grabbed my hand running out of the store in embarrassment vowing to never take me anywhere ever again.
Lets hear some stories.
When I was about 5 I had this strange fascination with dish washing soap [I think because it smells great], so I'd fill it up with soap and start it when it was empty. After doing this several times the damn thing broke and flooded the kitchen. My mom wasn't too happy about that either.
Another time I was making my self a tuna sandwich when I was about 8 or 9. One of the things I always did was lick the back of the lid because I liked getting every last bit of delicious tuna out of the can. So in my infinite wisdom i thought it was a good idea to put the whole lid in my mouth and savor the flavor. I got it out eventually but learned my lesson really quick.
Also when I was about 5 [Note this is also a great way to horribly embarrass your mom] I was at the grocery store, when this guy walked up behind me and my mom. i looked at him and started scream "mom that man touched me". The poor guy who was probably my age now freaked out telling my mom he didn't do anything, drawing an even bigger crowed as I scream about how this guy touched me. My mom quickly grabbed my hand running out of the store in embarrassment vowing to never take me anywhere ever again.
Lets hear some stories.