Proj2501 said:The new Resident Evil.
http://www.comingsoon.net/news/wonderconnews.php?id=64716
Wow, they're milking RE5 already. Fuck this series.
Johnstantine said:I wouldn't mind seeing Ali Larter die.
Let this be a lesson to you: NEVER underestimate Hollywood's ability to fuck something up.ori said:I don't know how they were able to ruin the perfect formula the original had
Oburi said:I know the original isn't the greatest thing on earth, but at least it was scary and had some really powerful scenes.
The Perineum Falcon said:How about this (also) be the general senseless remake thread:
I present to you Dinner for Schmucks
(that's right aazie, they've remade Le dîner de cons)
Lithrael said:But mostly I was pissed how they took ALL THE GODDESSES out. IIRC even HERA has NO LINES. There's just the queen, the princess, two women the gods fucked (at the beginning of the film one's dead and the other's a gorgon) and one they only tried to fuck (who Perseus now wants to fuck).
The Perineum Falcon said:Haven't seen the movie, but from what I'm hearing, Robin Hood deserves a spot in this thread, and the backstory could be more entertaining than the actual movie